You're threatening me with a spoon?

Final Pam companion mod for fallout 4

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:00:01 -0400

fanthings:

-A fully developed & coded companion

-Has no inventory limit

-Can only be equipped with an axe and/or fists

-Fully voiced, but the only thing she says is different lines of Griffin’s impressions: ex, when she kills she says, “I do this”

-Is automatically counted as a romance companion, but her only pillow talk line is Griffin saying “Daddy like a pretty baby”

-Will sometimes spawn tins of coffee in her inventory

where’s the link op

iguanamouth:she just stood there doing this little dance until...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:59:19 -0400

iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

otohimeheart: otohimeheart: hello police i would like to report...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:04:02 -0400

otohimeheart:

otohimeheart:

hello police i would like to report my cats legs missing

she had them the whole time!! the fiend!!

mister-bubbles69:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:03:53 -0400

mister-bubbles69:

smokeysrebloggingthings: Dream on lil doggie

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:03:48 -0400

smokeysrebloggingthings:

Dream on lil doggie

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:55:37 -0400

that-witchy-gentleman: gentleantics: i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:54:22 -0400

that-witchy-gentleman:

gentleantics:

i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”

fucking same

capacity: I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:54:12 -0400

capacity:

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

pervocracy: Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:51:23 -0400

pervocracy:

Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right? You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.

Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey. Unless the service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever. It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be. 9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster. Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:46:35 -0400

just-shower-thoughts: Babies are so mad when they’re born that they don’t talk to us for 2 years

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:44:03 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

Babies are so mad when they’re born that they don’t talk to us for 2 years

gothicprep: everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:31:41 -0400

gothicprep:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

corgisandboobs: “What’s the password?”“Is it… is it...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:31:34 -0400

corgisandboobs:

“What’s the password?”
“Is it… is it ‘dog’?”
*muffled meeting behind door*
“You may enter.”

arealemergency: barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:29:33 -0400

arealemergency:

barbex:

gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner:

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

This is poetry.

This is my fucking resurrection

craicalaic: how do people leak songs where do they come from what are you

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:29:02 -0400

craicalaic:

how do people leak songs
where do they come from
what are you

pagetbewbster:this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:28:48 -0400

pagetbewbster:

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:23:32 -0400

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:23:12 -0400

goaliesarethebest:It’s stuff like this that really makes me...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:21:48 -0400

goaliesarethebest:

It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

thebestmoreorless:SOMEBODY SHARED THIS WITH ME & OUCH IM...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:21:06 -0400

thebestmoreorless:

SOMEBODY SHARED THIS WITH ME & OUCH IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM HURT